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Friday, January 19th, 2007
11:27 pm	Woots! I got a brand new car! yay! its shiny and black and shiny and cool and shiny and new. holden barina auto with all the extras: alloys, abs, paint protection, anti-rust, anti-fade, anti-nuke, ya know, the cool stuff. and yes, i fit in an auto. here's a list of the cool things i found so far about having a car: if you leave 2 minutes late, you arrive 2 minutes late, not the next train late. you CAN spend less on insurance AND fuel than on train and bus fares. carrying stuff is cool, and if you want to carry even more stuff, you can carry more stuff. new cars are the coolest, you can even make your parents jealous.. not to mention everyone else, but thats a given. it's amazing what silly little games you come up with while waiting 5 mins for it to warm up, and how quickly you get impatient. yay the jealousness. so... 51KM's on the clock now, what to do, where to go? pity i can't thrash it until 1000 or 2000 KM's oh yeah, 0 to 60 in 10 seconds. being so careful with engine, but already chiped the paint twice today. yay the jealousness. it's so shiny. Current Music: whatever is on my car radio/stereo mp3 cd player (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006
11:09 pm	So I signed up for a charity... OK, its official. Men are stupid. And charity salespeople are pretty. $39 a month to some kids in Africa. It's wierd, theres a donor form online, but no cancellation form online. How odd. And the phone is 9-5, when I'm always busy. It happened because I like to point out how rediculour or redundant they are, like asking questions like "how old does this kid look" and i say "20" and they go "Yeah, how did you know" "Duh, malnutrition" or... how much it costs to feed someone "57 cents" .... "Duh, australian dollars are worth a fortune" although, the "outs" i normally have like, "What percentage goes to the kids" or "Do you impose any religion on them" or "Whats the point of sponsoring a single child when the same money to an entire village will break the cycle".... all came up crap, since the charity actually started thinking about what they are doing, and approached it from a Satanists point of view (for those who havent been satanists, you dont know what it really means, so just accept that that statement is not an exaggeration.. or, but no summoning or sacrifices, just all the concepts on the website like "responsibility for the responsible", "kindness to the deserving", "do not harm little children", etc ( see http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/NineStatements.html and http://www.churchofsatan.com/Pages/Eleven.html if you dont believe me) Why is it that charities always remind me of satanisim? Hmm... lets see, what else has been happening.... I got 890GB of hard disk space. Dad was waving his new hard drive in my face because he had 400GB when i had a mere 370GB, so now i have 890GB with another 320 coming when i next get paid... although with $39 less this time, i might be getting less space, but when you're that close to a terrabyte, you gotta go the whole way. But overall, money is cool. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 13th, 2006
6:00 pm	you've just been.... you've just been.... Hasslehoffed! (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 15th, 2006
3:55 pm	In the ARMY! whats the one thing nobody expected me to do? join the army?.. well... im now working for the army... yippie! and i knew classified information for a while (its no longer classified i think, but it was when i got it) dont worry... your (probably) not gunna see me with a gun any time soon (hmm... maybe i could requisition one?) im making software for them :( (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 21st, 2006
4:10 pm	If a woman rapes a zombie, is that necrophilia? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, February 6th, 2006
7:38 pm	try the new Wild Berry flavoured passion pop, same price, new flavour. with added fish, milk and nut products (SERIOUSLY.... I'M NOT KIDDING!) Spice up your night with some new Wild berry passion pop! and to stop my awesome graphic design skills going to waste: i seriously spend way too much time on stuff when i think of it. also, laracroft your not supposed to drink passion pop until your already drunk.... duh!.. but once your too drunk to taste it, its cheap at $1 per standard drink great for bushwhack juice if mixed with vodka (bushwhack=monopoly board, any time you land on pretty much any square, move back, take drink and repeat) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 1st, 2005
11:05 pm	this is probably my last chance to say this before the new laws kick in, so.... GO BLOW STUFF UP! . (Comment on this)
Friday, April 29th, 2005
4:08 pm	hhmmmmm examine these closely... geez... they didnt even make it the whole way across the street before he's got a ciggie, and they are lookin for a way home. edit: hosted the image myself... i thin kit makes more sense now. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 17th, 2005
5:29 pm	ha ha, i rock. Great Gamer GM says drop 2d10, aanndd... you roll 61% ! Not too bad- not too bad at all. You're not exactly a first generation gamer, and you probably have other hobbies besides rolling dice and slaughtering orcs, but you've managed to collect enough knowledge to impress even the most experienced gamer. Pull out a few more nights for gaming and spend some more time with the obscure books, soon you're well on your way to becomming the Ultimate Gamer. My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 73% on dice Link: The Real Gamers use Dice Test written by luminasita on Ok Cupid but i sucked on this one in terms of percentages... i thought i did more goodly than them... i only missed 5 points out of 62.... (2 of which were just cos i didnt look at all the answers) damn my demographic! English Genius You scored 86% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 77% Expert! You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go! Thank you so much for taking my test. I hope you enjoyed it! For the complete Answer Key, visit my blog: http://shortredhead78.blogspot.com/. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 21% on Beginner You scored higher than 39% on Intermediate You scored higher than 30% on Advanced You scored higher than 79% on Expert Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid (Comment on this)
Sunday, March 13th, 2005
6:12 pm	wow, im special Malfoy Quills down! You scored 43%! At least your friends and relations in high places keep you from being a total failure. At least you have a subject or two you're good at (maybe a memory potion would help). Just stay away from Hippogriffs and any wizard worth his wand unless your goons are close at hand... My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 6% on potterpoints Link: The Harry Potter Test written by dantesian on Ok Cupid ha... take that, i beat 6% of ppl my age! i never realised there were so many potter nerds as old as me (Comment on this)
Monday, January 24th, 2005
12:39 pm	eh, nothing new to report. oh, except that when i put a counter on my page, i discovered im getting over 120 uniques a day!!! http://geocities.com/galleondragon/ i doubt anyone will care, unless your real fans of ultima 6. (Comment on this)
Sunday, December 26th, 2004
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Thursday, December 16th, 2004
11:49 am	new stuff well, yesterday i went to the city to see wenemun yesterday. i saw 4 things i've never seen before. a homeless person. a rotating sign. a newstand, and a street elevator(on street level, and free standing) i think i saw a hooker too, but im not sure. also, the record store we went to was massive... and it even sold records(seen em before, but not in a shop) oh, i suppose i also saw oceans 12, which i havent seen before, but that doesnt count, compared to the sheer glory of the rotating sign. the hungry jacks currency exchange was pretty wierd tho. i really need to get out more. on another note, optus now has unlimited(where its actually unlimited) bonus data, as much as you can download between 2am and 8am... damn... i think now is a good time to get a bigger hdd... or start burning all my stuff to dvds.... now, if only i could think of something to download that i havent already got...... hmm...... (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, November 18th, 2004
6:00 pm	wow, counsil ripping us off again well, i have now 50% cleaned my room i have 90% filled the garbage bin with stuff from my room (5% from house, and 5% spare) the councel is ripping us off with these tiny, 125 liter bins... 125 liters... thats nothing, why, you could barely fit 2 dead bodies in there, maybe 3 if you cut them up a bit. but if your gunna bother cutting them up, you may aswell take em to a pigfarm. uh... i mean..... uh... nm..... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 13th, 2004
1:34 pm	oh the irony well, with LJ overloading, its common to have slow load, but in my frustration, i realised that it wasnt an error, it was LJ's subtle way of telling me i have no friends.. (Comment on this)
Friday, October 8th, 2004
12:05 am	nice titles, but too many This doesnt make much sense, so ill put in this foreword: this is from the inside, somewhere from a place in my head a dream i think, but in the end, it doesnt matter what's real. i dont care if nobody's listening, im by myself here, im just gunna blurt it out. Maybe with you to help, i wont need the annual visit to the psychiatrist. My december sessions of shock therapy, lying in the couch, staring at the carousel on the roof. High voltage helps me figure out what it means. i thought it was easier to run while your lying down or crawling but i cant find a cure for the itch on my legs, and one of them is numb is numb from the papercut. so if i dont stay, and i try to run away, ill step up, one step closer to somewhere i belong, but then i faint and hit the floor. shit, linkin park has too many songs, only 2 of which i have heard yet, but they have good titles i missed these: lying from you,breaking the habit,points of authority,pushing me away Current Mood: geeky Current Music: [link src=park.jpg] (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 5th, 2004
7:14 pm	google's infinite wisdom i made a typo in a google search i made, it thankfully informed me of my error, and politely asked "Did you mean fhqwhgads?" well, i corrected this error, and was able to find 7000 pages relating to my query, thank goodness..... check it out for yourself here: http://www.google.com.au/search?q=fhqwhgadds (see, i put in the double D, and it shouldnt have been) Current Mood: thankful Current Music: everybody to the limit (Comment on this)
Monday, September 27th, 2004
9:32 am	its more birthdays happy birthday to avril lavigne and meat loaf umm... i know im forgetting someone.... well, if its you... you know who you are.. happy birthday (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 25th, 2004
9:30 pm	birthday yes, its another birthday... happy birthday goes out to will smith, who is 36 today.... ... .. what... who'de you think i was gunna say? Current Mood: devious Current Music: kyrandia- malcoms revenge.. still stuck on loop (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
4:23 pm	umm... and a big happy anniversary go out to Jim Carrey and Lauren Holly (Comment on this)